Sprints Turtle Turkey OG Hat

That time of year has arrived, relax and indulge. Eat and drink and acquire merriness. Trot 3.1 miles, early AF, in the cold because Brooke said it would be good for the gram. Don’t point the finger at us, these are your people making life decisions on your behalf, we simply outfit you all for your “health-driven event”. Introducing the Turtle-turkey OG hat, if a turtle can dress up as dinner, so can you. Give thanks to the most American thing you could do this November.