GOODR Sirens Booty Call

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Are they part-fish or part-bird? Why did they distract sailors? Did they eat humans? Or did they make ships crash for sport? And if their songs were so good, why do today's sirens sound terrible, like "EEEoooEEEoooEEEooo"? Why? WHY? WHY?!?! Stop worrying about the logistics and enjoy the booty call.

Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."

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