GOODR Polly Wants A Cocktail

$35.00
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Welcome ashore! Meet TROPICAL OPTICALS, our all-new line of sunnies. These island-themed goodrs will have you knee-deep in rum and beach vibes before you can say, "Carl caught curled krill by the colorful coral."

No, your parrot isn't just mindlessly repeating everything you say. Your bird seriously wants a cocktail. It's a lot of work, sitting on a perch all day. So make a drinky-drink. These sunnies won't slip or bounce while giving your pet a hard-earned vacation from sobriety. "RAWK!!! POLLY WANTS A HOOKER!" Okay, that's enough pampering. Boundaries.

 

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