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GOODR MUD WRESTLING WITH NERDY

No slip, no bounce, all polarized. These shades are designed to look good(r) and stay comfortably on your face whether you’re trying to beat your PR or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina. Quite simply the best looking running sunglasses you can buy for l

GOODR MUD WRESTLING WITH NERDY

$24.99

GOODR PINEAPPLE PAIN KILLERS

PINEAPPLES NOT INCLUDED
Classic shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you’re haulin’ tail down a mountain trail or drinking beers in a Mexican cantina.

GOODR PINEAPPLE PAIN KILLERS

$18.75

GOODR Extreme Dumpster Diving

A goodr pair of cycling sunglasses? The uber-Affordable goodr WRAP G is here

GOODR Extreme Dumpster Diving

$45.00

GOODR Save a Bull, Ride a Rodeo Clown

A goodr pair of cycling sunglasses? The uber-Affordable goodr WRAP G is here

GOODR Save a Bull, Ride a Rodeo Clown

$45.00

GOODR Look Ma, No Hands

A goodr pair of cycling sunglasses? The uber-Affordable goodr WRAP G is here

GOODR Look Ma, No Hands

$45.00

GOODR Nuclear Gnar

A goodr pair of cycling sunglasses? The uber-Affordable goodr WRAP G is here

GOODR Nuclear Gnar

$45.00

GOODR Scream If You Hate Gravity

A goodr pair of cycling sunglasses? The uber-Affordable goodr WRAP G is here

GOODR Scream If You Hate Gravity

$45.00

GOODR ARTIEMIS' IDENTITY CRISIS

GOODR® ARTEMIS' IDENTITY CRISIS SUNGLASSES :: The hunt for perfection is over! Your new GOODR Artemis' Identity Crisis Sunglasses are everything you've been wanting in performance eyewear. Between a snug, lightweight fit that's so comfortable you barely f

GOODR ARTIEMIS' IDENTITY CRISIS

$25.00

GOODR These Shades are Trash 2022

100% OF PROCEEDS BENEFIT "1% FOR THE PLANET"

These shades are, LITERALLY, trash. These atmospheric clear frames with oceanic blue lenses (too out there with these earthly adjectives?) are made from 100% recycled plastic, the box is made from recycled p

GOODR These Shades are Trash 2022

$25.00

GOODR Thanks, It's a Rental

We now pronounce you Hopefully Ever After!!! Awww, marriage. Made for running, great for biking or beasting whatever you do.

GOODR Thanks, It's a Rental

$25.00

GOODR I Do to the Open Bar

We now pronounce you Hopefully Ever After!!! Awww, marriage. Made for running, Great for Bbiking and beasting whatever you do

GOODR I Do to the Open Bar

$25.00

GOODR Zeus You Are The Father

Limited Edition: HAIL ZEUS!!! God of the Sky, and Thirsty Shapeshifter. He turned into all kinds of animals to seduce goddesses, nymphs, and mortals. Swan. Cuckoo. Bull. (Also, Carl the Flamingo SWEARS Zeus morphed into a flamingo once to bone him.) Accor

GOODR Zeus You Are The Father

$35.00

GOODR Poseidons New Wave Movement

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Poseidon is widely considered the father of the new wave music — dude knows a thing or two about making waves...especially new wave. (Sea what we did there?)

GOODR Poseidons New Wave Movement

$35.00

GOODR Hades Gonna Hate

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog k

GOODR Hades Gonna Hate

$35.00

GOODR Flamites, God Of Flamingos

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Who is the god of flamingos, shrimp, and Piña Coladas? It's Flamites, God of Flamingos. Duh!!! He's the only deity we worship here at goodr. (Just don't tell Carl the Flamingo that. He considers himself a god.) Flamit

GOODR Flamites, God Of Flamingos

$35.00

GOODR Demeters Farm To Table Feast

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

"You are cordially invited to Demeter's Farm to Table Feast. Please follow the rules.
1. If you sneak in any store-bought trash like "mayochup," she will turn you into a gecko.
2. Don't ask Demeter when she's gett

GOODR Demeters Farm To Table Feast

$35.00

GOODR Ares Has Like No Chill

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
This is Ares. He has, like... no chill. Don't piss him off unless you want him to jab you with that pointy spear. He is filled with rage AND he loves gore. We just hope you've had your tetanus shot. Although, no tetan

GOODR Ares Has Like No Chill

$35.00

GOODR Aphrodite In The Streets & Sheets

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
Look it's pretty self-explanatory, Aphrodite is Aphrodite in both the streets and the sheets. Why would she take on a different persona depending on where she is? Unless, do gods like role-playing? That a thing? She's

GOODR Aphrodite In The Streets & Sheets

$35.00

GOODR Hermes Junk Mail

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

You know how you get all that junk mail advertising cheap microwaves and 12-packs of taquitos for $0.69 and you just toss it in the trash without a second thought? Where do you think it all goes? The landfill? Nah,

GOODR Hermes Junk Mail

$25.00

GOODR Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Family reunions are weird. You gather with people you barely know. You have to do things you don't enjoy, like eat Great-Aunt Twylas sketchy potato-and-cat-hair-salad. You think Grandpa Garrett is sleeping, only to

GOODR Hera's Awkward Family Reunion

$25.00

GOODR Dionysus Orgy? Everyone Came!

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS
OF COURSE everyone came!!! Everyone knows Dionysus, the god of wine, general ecstasy, fruits & vegetables (many of them phallic), throws THE best orgies in town.*

(*Well, maybe after Carl the Flamingo.)

GOODR Dionysus Orgy? Everyone Came!

$25.00

GOODR Athena Is As Athena Does

LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Petrified of being petrified by Medusa? These shades will 100% help. They're inspired by Athena, goddess of warfare, wisdom, and handicraft. (Oooh, triple major.) She DESTROYED the arrogant Arachne in a weaving duel

GOODR Athena Is As Athena Does

$25.00

GOODR I HAVE THESE ON VINYL, TOO

Great for casual commutes and living your funnest life, the Goodr Circle G's Sunglasses come in styles more colorful than the last. Not only are their lenses polarized to eliminate glare, they also have various coatings for scratch-resistant durability an

GOODR I HAVE THESE ON VINYL, TOO

$25.00

GOODR THANKS, THEY"RE VINTAGE

Great for casual commutes and living your funnest life, the Goodr Circle G's Sunglasses come in styles more colorful than the last. Not only are their lenses polarized to eliminate glare, they also have various coatings for scratch-resistant durability an

GOODR THANKS, THEY"RE VINTAGE

$25.00

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